What were the names of those two guys who used to write the routines for Morecombe and Wise a few years ago? I assumed that they were either dead or at best retired, but it seems that they are both still hard at work, providing material for Sir Alex Ferguson. Fergie, today hit out at the ridiculously high transfer fees being paid by clubs. Strangely enough, the biggest transfer fee paid by a club to date is £80 million, paid to Manchester United. There is no doubt that if any budding comedians out there are looking for a guy to play the role of "straight man" then SAF is the man for the job. Anyone who can deliver such comments with a straight face, would surely have no trouble taking a custard pie in his face.