I see that Ashley Cole is likely to miss the World Cup, leaving Wayne Bridge as the obvious choice as his replacement. However today the newspapers are concerned that he and Terry wont be able to play together and suggested possible alternatives - to playing Bridge! So let's get this straight. JT shags Mrs Bridge and Mr Bridge has to miss out on a World Cup trip because of it. Oh and whilst I'm on my soapbox. JT is sacked as England captain because he had an affair so he is replaced by Rio Ferdinand but it's OK because his only misdemenours include missing a drugs test and leaving a big question mark as to whether or not he was guilty and being recently banned for four games for giving an opponent a forearm smash in the penalty box. What great role models our footballers are and what a strange country we live in.